They say “redefine marriage” like it’s a bad thing
If I were conservative I would argue that some people have homosexual inclinations, and this is a fact of human existence that will not go away, leaving us with two options: either law-abiding home-owning middle-class gay couples or the orgiastic riots of a global Stonewall-Gomorrah. Marriage is good for social stability, so bring gay people into marriage, and make the binary a smidgen more fabulous.
But I can’t argue this, because I’m not a conservative, and I hope it’s wrong. I’m for same sex marriage because I’m a straight man who isn’t entirely sure what “straight” or “man” mean, so I support anything that helps bring gender down from the the world of the forms into the raucous parade of spectra that is reality.